I know you're having trouble deciding when you want to greet the world. It's scary, I get it. In the course of a week you've send mom and dad to the hospital twice with the anticipation that you'd made up your little man mind. Although frustrating and emotionally taxing, these little fake outs of yours have made the reality of your influence into our lives a little bit more clear and we have appreciated the opportunity to become a little bit more prepared. Hey, practice makes perfect, right? But please, please, don't wait until we are perfect. Also, daddy really can't keep using up his personal days.
So listen carefully:
I have a very cute and cozy-soft Ralph Lauren outfit waiting for you to snuggle up to mommy in.
You want it? You want it?
Come get it.
Otherwise, I'll save it for your brother.