No, we're not pregnant.
Yes, it's possible for us to have other exciting news besides Britney putting on weight. So, for news' sake, Adam got released from his calling as executive secretary in our ward, as he's been called as the 1st counselor in a singles ward bishopric here on campus. We're sad to be "leaving" our ward, but are super excited to work with the singles on campus. We start on Sunday!
Our mission is to be examples of eternal marriage, love, and religious dedication and we couldn't be more grateful for this unique opportunity to serve.
Considering the naive, bizarre, and ridiculously trendy idea that seems to pervade into every 81st ward (if not every ward) member's mind, I want to announce that we're not moving, we're just not going to be in church every Sunday. I know it might be hard to believe people exist outside of church, but we still go to BYU-Idaho and we still live in our same apartment, so no excuses for not calling to hang out (even though no one hangs out anymore regardless).
Anyway, just a heads up. We're not inactive, we're not bitter. We're only leaving you with an empty feeling in your gut and the absence of tranny heals, bow-ties, and various different patterned tights on Sundays.
Hope you can deal with it. Miss you already.