Thursday, March 25, 2010

Big News

No, we're not pregnant. 
Yes, it's possible for us to have other exciting news besides Britney putting on weight. So, for news' sake, Adam got released from his calling as executive secretary in our ward, as he's been called as the 1st counselor in a singles ward bishopric here on campus. We're sad to be "leaving" our ward, but are super excited to work with the singles on campus. We start on Sunday! 
Our mission is to be examples of eternal marriage, love, and religious dedication and we couldn't be more grateful for this unique opportunity to serve.
Considering the naive, bizarre, and ridiculously trendy idea that seems to pervade into every 81st ward (if not every ward) member's mind, I want to announce that we're not moving, we're just not going to be in church every Sunday. I know it might be hard to believe people exist outside of church, but we still go to BYU-Idaho and we still live in our same apartment, so no excuses for not calling to hang out (even though no one hangs out anymore regardless).
Anyway, just a heads up. We're not inactive, we're not bitter. We're only leaving you with an empty feeling in your gut and the absence of tranny heals, bow-ties, and various different patterned tights on Sundays.
Hope you can deal with it. Miss you already. 
-A&B

4 comments:

Joanna and Eric said...

Just wait till you do pop out a kid and have to come back to the married ward and everyone thinks you're new with an inactive husband. Can't tell you how many awkward people have asked me who my husband is, afraid I don't have one. Oh the rumors that could fly...

manders said...

What an incredible blessing this is to you both. You two are such an amazing and spiritual couple who will do wonders to the ward. Just know this is the plan Heavenly Father has for you two...

Aaron said...

You guys will be wonderful in the new ward. It's going to be so quiet and different without ya now. =( But who am I kidding? I'm talking like you guys are dying. You're only a minute away from us. We'll come visit. =)

ailinh said...

^ oh, and that was me (ailinh) btw... just so you don't mistake Aaron for leaving such a feminine-ish comment.